Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but I'll turn into a nightengale and song will warm my heart
well I'll turn into a threshing machine and tear that bird apart

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but I'll turn into a vampire in case you own a neck
well I'll turn into a silver cross and send me back to heck

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air
well I'll turn into a cockroach and you'll see if I care

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but I'll turn into a super nova and burn up everything
well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but I'll turn into god himself and you will come to me
then I will not believe in you and then where will you be?

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

My only pain'll be regret. A maiden I will dee