I am a tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tough tough guy 
I tell no tales I do no lie 
I am a tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tough tough guy 
halo round my head too tough to die 

main attraction in afreak side show 
down in the basement where the cobwebs grow 
on my last leg just gettinby 
halo round my head too tough to die 

rainy days rain cool wine 
Ill scratch your back if you scratch mine 
hot sweat on my face 
I feel like going out someplace 

up late at night my chocolate sweet 
down at the gym where the muscle boys meet 
I am a very nice guy very sincere 
in real good shape I have no fear 

at the concert ehen the band comes on 
I am in the right where I belong 
on my last leg just getting by 
halo round my head too tough to die