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Tailgate Party
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Sep 2009
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Tailgate Party 
Prostate Professional 
Half Cocked 
Boob Tube 
Truck Talk 
Male Enhancement 
Global Warming 
Wife Swap 
Mother's Milk 
Hot Dog Whisperer 
Bad Ventriloquist 
Buying In Bulk 
Silly Songs & So Long 
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Christmastime in Larryland
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Oct 2007
Enhanced
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Intro & Opening Monologue 
Lapquest 
Eulogy 
Tobacco Company Choir 
Plu-Size Fashion Shorts 
Nativity Scene 
Farting Jungle Bells 
Bobblehead Heating Dolls 
Comedian Muhammad & Oscar 
Holiday Carols 
A Santa's Q&A 
Nutcracker 
Dysfunctional Family Christmas 
Liberal Commie Environmental. 
Poem 
Magic O' The Mime 
One Nine Hundred 
The Chitmunks 
Patriotic Poem 
Medley of Carols 
Closing Monologue 
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Morning Constitutions
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Apr 2007
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Bowling Shoes 
Just Hitched 
I Like Steak 
Pie Of The Month 
Terrorist Or Toddler 
Gay Mafia 
Stool Troubles 
Shopping At Wal-Mart 
Bed, Beer And A Blonde 
Squeal Or No Squeal 
A Sue Named Boy 
Poop Lasagna
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The Right to Bare Arms
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Mar 2005
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Git-R-Done! 
Midgets And Gay Bars 
WWJD 
Hank Williams Jr. Hight School 
Hooters And Hooters Airlines 
Dodge Truck, Airlines 
Dodge Truck, Retards And Stinkbait 
Nascar 
The Right To Bare Arms! 
Family In Sanford 
Faith Healers And Weight Problems 
Romance And Imported Rubbers (I Seen This On TV.. No Lie) 
Throwed Outta Penney's 
Shavin', Waxin'. Primpen And Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny. I Don't Care Who Ya Are!) 
News Items 
Song For A Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered At 4:AM) 
Toddlers Mail 
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A Very Larry Christmas
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Nov 2004
Explicit Lyrics
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Christmas Commentary 
The Christmas Story 
Santy For A Day 
Oh Holy Crap 
Fat Holiday Relatives 
Singing Christmas Tree 
A Letter To Shania Twain 
O Little Girl From Birmingham 
Waiter Commentary 
Donny The Retard 
Pissed-Off Christmas Poem 
The Most Wonderful Ass 
Titty Bar Christmas 
Easy-To-Assemble 
The First Queer Santy Claus 
Fruitcake Commentary 
Santy Claus, Santy Claus 
I Pissed My Pants 
Christmas Weight Gain 
Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story 
On The First Day Of Christmas 
Redneck Santa Claus 
Hark, The Hairlip Angel 
A Letter To Santy Claus 
Sticks And Horse Turds 
Call A Doctor 
Gift-Giving 
I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car 
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Lord, I Apologize
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Oct 2001
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I Made The Big Time Now 
Looking Good At The Flea Market
Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit
No Hair-Just A Redhead
Keep The Chips Fresh 
Jump In The Air And Get Stuck 
Let Me Eat Your Shorts 
Can't Understand My Accent 
The Worst Dentist I've Been To 
Martians Got A Thing For Redneck Fellas 
Going In Circles For Two Hours 
People Like My Analogies 
Toddler Mail 
The Larry The Cable Guy Song 
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